varmakyssar:

Kom hit, natten är lång, jag är ensam och jag saknar dig

(via skleist)

belaboobs:

somewhere out there is a greek politician praying for his country not to win and host the eurovision

(via tramosljanin)

at a supermarket

• mom: ok you wait in line i forgot to get the milk
• me: ok
• me:
• me:
• me:
• me: mom where are you please
• me: mom please the line is moving fast
• me: mom i cant breathe where are you it's almost my turn
• employee: next
• me:
• employee:
• me: faints

HEJ jag vill ligga med min tjej nu hejdå

no-hetero:

drunkdate:

im scared of shower sex like what if i slip and die

doesn’t matter, had sex

(Source: princesslynn777, via tomtekatt)